06 April 2010

fricken little buggers

i have a theory....gnomes steal tonsil when you sleep.

here's what happened:
1. i had a scratchy throat last night
2. i drank some airborne so my mom wouldn't yell at me
3. i woke up feeling like my throat was closing
4. in a panic i ran to the bathroom to see what was happening
5. lo and behold, one tonsil was missing
6. i had 2 before i went to bed...

i think it's the gnomes. blame the gnomes. they're creepy and furthermore, NO ONE in harry potter likes garden gnomes....

that's all.
-j.e.m

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